What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 09:50

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
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A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?